1 January 2015
1540 hrs
Well! Sorry for these protracted delays, Patient
Reader. Things have been hectic both within and without the old noggin as of
late. I have some partial rants that are listed below; it just seems that I
can't find the time, energy, and flat-out wherewithal to complete any sort of
train of . . .
(c) Properfessor
That
being said, I must confess to a Grand Melancholy that has seemingly firmly
ensconced itself deep within me. It's
simply something that happens, as you well know, Patient Reader, several times
a year. It ALWAYS happens during what
you call “The Holidays.”
I
have lost touch with my remaining family, as you may well know, and that pretty
much sucks ass.
It's
true that I used to have a darker side much larger and more powerful than it is
now. I don't really know if it is the fact that I have mellowed out over the years
or just
got tired of being that me . . . Maybe it was a combination of both, or even
something else entirely.
That being also said, I realize that it takes
two, and if the shoes were on the other feet, I would like to think that I
wouldn't have ever abandoned them.
Mean as my Dad was, and had my mom not gotten
very ill, I believe they would have stood behind me no matter what.
I have had the dubious privilege to bear witness
to many wrongs, and have been in the company of those who have perpetrated
them.
Is it that I have become inured to the ugliness
that permeates this world? I certainly
believe that I am this Jaded Cynic you read before you because of this aforementioned
jaded-ness.
And yet I can see my past and miss it . . . Not
the violent and crazy bum that left a wake of detritus behind him, but the
close-knit family a bunch becomes when they grow up in the military.
We were all we had, they and I, and it is during
lows such as these where I grieve the most for the terrible loss.
Ok, enough autobio boo hoo, here.
Have you all been to the new Fennec Fox
Photography blog, yet? It's called
Fennec Fox Photography, originally enough, and can be accessed by going to
And there is a link to it down there in the left nav
bar. Check it out. I place only original copyrighted photos taken by Yours
Truly, and I promise no bitching OR moaning will be posted therein.
You are still able to comment, compare, and
contrast as you see fit, and I hope you see fit. And Enjoy.
So what the fuck is going on around here, anyway?
This cooling rock revolving around a
barely-significant white, middle-aged star, floating through the vacuum of
space on some nearly-obsolete outer arm
of a medium-sized spiral galaxy?
Plenty, I say. Plenty.
Por ejemplo . . .
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We have a war in the ancient country of Syria
that has taken over 76,000 lives in 2014 alone.
It is said that each month, Jihadists killed around 5k, give or take.
Hmm. Lessee:
5000/mo = roughly 167 folks per day, which is
about 7 people an hour, or you know, or someone's loved one every 8 ½
minutes. Yep, every 510 seconds they're
whacking some poor bastard. Yay, humans!
Because we all know that after the truth,
innocent civilians are the first casualty of war.
36 people were crushed to death on New Year’s Eve
and 47 were injured in Shanghai . . . They should have stuck to the Chinese New
Year instead of the Gregorian calendar.
President Xi Jinping orders an investigation into
the incident. Surely their report will be fair and balanced, you know, like Fox
News. Please don't confuse Fox News with the Cunning Fennec Fox News . . . That
would just suck.
New Year’s Day has officially been cancelled in
China. Someone throwing fake money from
a nightclub window may have caused the fracas. Jesus Harold Christ on a Rubber
Fucking Crutch.
When they find the perp, or a reasonable
facsimile thereof, he will definitely be drawn and quartered.
And what the fuck is going on with airplanes in
South Asia? On 8 March, Malaysia Airlines lost a plane
whilst on route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing.
To date, there have been no signs of the plane or its occupants.
Then a Malaysia Airlines flight “crashes” in Ukraine (after being shot down) on 17 July. 298 folks, there.
A Taiwanese plane and a TransAsia Airways plane both go down on 23 July. 102 lost in those two.
Then on 28 December, an AirAsia flight from
Indonesia to Singapore dropped into the sea where 162 passengers and crew were
presumably killed.
Jesus. Travel Asia by sea where the only worries
revolve around pirates. Arrr!
Oh well. Indonesians are almost all Muslim,
anyway . . . That should make the Republican sister-fuckers jump for joy. Jesus
loves it when Muslims die, right? You
racist fucks. Isn't there a sheep out
there you need to blow? Stop reading and
get out there, you miserable douchebags.
Whoa. Where did THAT come from? Oh yeah. Honesty.
Think I'm too harsh? You don't see any Democrats being invited to
give speeches to neo-Nazi dipshit motherfuckers. (Look up Steve Scalise, now
the third-ranking Repub in the House of Representatives.
You assholes tell women they're only worth 67% of
men, and then you bump up this piece of shit. Good job going after the minority
vote!
So let's come back to other news in North America, shall we? Splendid!
Republican glans penii Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio, both of Florida politics, are
considering presidential bids. Holy
fuck. Need I say more?
So ok. That's enough for now. I have to fix
supper. Below are some more observations
I made back on the 22nd and even earlier.
Don't worry, Patient Reader; I've got plenty more
to say. I'll be back. And soon.
Always I remain,
The Cunning Fennec Fox
22 December 2014
0343 hrs
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Well. Whadda Ya know. Pakistan, in response to the schoolhouse
killings of last week and discussed at relative length in my last post, the
Pakistani government saw fit to halt the moratorium on the death penalty.
That's right. Like many states in the U.S., the gov’t of Pakistan decided that
murder is so atrocious, so abhorrent, that it should be met with state-sanctioned
murder.
Yeah!
Let's show those fuckers! Let's get rapists, too! You know- tie ‘em to a tree and fuck ‘em up
the ass and jerk them off . . . Well show them what we do to perverts around
here!
Freaks.
I dunno what's worse; them reinstating the
death penalty, or the fact that they were so much more evolved than the
American Criminal Justice System that they did not have the death penalty for
even a short while, there.
Which one pisses you off more, Patient
Reader?
Jebus Fugging Cripes, I say.
Anyway, they've executed 6 capital cases
since the moratorium ended. They
supposedly have several “facilitators” in custody . . . Whether or not they
were involved remains to be seen, and I strongly desire to see the due process
before they're executed within hours. Could happen, right?
Oh, and the number of dead children is now
at 132. That's fucking awesome.
So again I am right (my humility is, as
ever, excellent), about the things I said in my last blog- oh, I haven't said
it recently but it still remains fact: I may not always be right, but I am
NEVER wrong . . .
And that whole thing about I Told You So . .
. Well . . . I don't say that and I don't like people who do.
But I fucking told you so.
This is what we do, we, the most highly evolved
species on the planet: we kill because it makes us feel better.
Prove me wrong, motherfuckers! Please!
Oh. And more attacks are in various stages
of planning. Jesus. What a surprise.
Always I remain,
The Cunning Fennec Fox
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