14 July 2014
0712 hrs
Good Morning Good People, My Patient Readers . . .
I am supposed to be studying
for my Exam today; a weekly
thing that exhilarates and terrifies all at the same time . . . yet here am I,
filling you in on the events I gathered into my life over the weekend.
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There is someone in my life
with whom I have an intense
Like (isn't she a doll?); I would use the other word for it if I did not feel about that word the
way you, Loyal Patient Reader, knows I feel.
As you know, I have been neck-
deep in this terrible funk;
this miasma of despair, and I swear to the Is that had it not been for her and
my friend Shmanthony, I would have dunked my head below the surface willingly.
He is my loyal friend and I am
his, and our friendship,
though just under four years old, has been between us for our lifetimes.
I have been nurturing this other
. . . caring . . . for a while now, and as you
know have barely spoken of it until now.
I do not believe in love and yet . . . I wonder . . .
She has her own doubts, of
course, the biggest being that
there is no one in my life from whom she can learn about me. I am estranged from my siblings, and my
parents are dead. I am alone in this
world except for a handful of friends . . . 7, to be exact . . . 7, my lucky
number; my favorite number.
She has friends and family
whom she has known her entire
life, and so she has a resume’, a curriculum vitae of sorts . . . if you
will. I can reference this information
at any time and for any point in her life.
She has parents and two sisters and cousins and a shit-ton of friends .
. . I have none that have known me for that long.
I grew up on Air Force bases, if
you recall,
Patient Reader. We moved an average of
every six months. I went to 21 different
schools before I turned 16 years old.
Making friends was easy; keeping them, impossible. So making friends in the first place was pointless, as I waved
good-bye to them so frequently.
And this woman is
apprehensive due to this point of fact. I can't say as I blame her; she deserves to know what she's getting into, but there is simply nothing I can do about that. I would hate to see our relationship end for such a reason . . .
That’s all I really need to say for
now; I do not want to
jinx anything, you see . . . even though I believe that being superstitious is
bad luck. Keep your fingers crossed for me, Patient Reader!
I have much else to say, so may
I get on with it? Splendid!
Congratulations to Germania
for winning the World Cup- y’all
did a fine job,
OK, Fucking OW!
collapsing with feigned injuries notwithstanding . . .
What the
fuck are the Yankees doing? Right before
the All-Star break, y’all are shitting the bed?
Really? Come on!
Israel is bombing Gaza like there’s no tomorrow. Palestinians are lobbing rockets into Israel
. . . let us not forget, Patient Reader, that it is Israel that is illegally
occupying Palestine. We only support
them because we, as a “christian” nation, believe that jebus won’t return until
Solomon’s Temple is rebuilt. Oh fa
chrissakes . . .
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The Biggest problem is that the Dome of the Rock,
is one
of Islam’s holiest places in Jerusalem.
Holy Shmoly. Let the Muslims keep
it, man. Let them have the peace and
comfort provided them by such a beautiful and awesome place.
Now, before you Patient Readers Who Happen To Be of The
Jewish Faith decide to freak out and call me an Anti-Semite, keep in mind that
in reality, I eschew all religions personally, as they are man-made creations
based on superstition. But I begrudge no
one their right to practice, so long as they don’t try to lay it on me or make
their point through violent means.
Killing in the name of god is quite silly, after all.
So Israel, according to government figures available from
2010, was handed $2.8 billion, a figure provided by the Congressional Research
Services. Look closely at the graphic
shown to see where else your Tax Dollars are going. Time for me to write a strongly-worded letter
to my congress representative . . .
So the Israelis hate the Palestinians because the
Palestinians want their homes back; homes that were taken over by Jewish settlers. Tell me that, if foreign occupiers moved you
out of your house by force, you wouldn’t come out of the shadows with a
rock . . . oh, and in a gesture of
fairness, we gave Palestine just over $500 million. Against $2.8 billion . . .
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U.S. Made M-4 Assault Rifles
Nice Sunglasses
U.S.-Made F-16 Falcons in Israeli Air Force
Palestinian Uprising
Yeah . . . that
seems fair . . .
Well I have to get psyched for Psych, so I shall leave
you to it. I am sure I will get messages
from both the Palestinian supporters and the Zionists, and I say bring it to
me. I can take it. Just be fair and honest and for fuck’s sake,
don’t be a hypocrite!
Always,
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The Cunning Fennec Fox
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