The Crazy-Ass World Update and the Cunning Fennec Fox

11 September 2014

0750 hrs . . .

Good Morning to you, CFFers!

            How are the best Patient Readers in the world doing today?  Hyperbole?  It’s the greatest thing ever!

 

            18 more days until school starts up again . . . this has been a well-deserved break for me.  I have been getting some things done, but not as much as I want . . . and yet, still more than I would have done if it were up to me alone . . .  Does that make any sense to y’all?  'Course it does; Scooby Dums you are not.

            13 years ago today the U.S. suffered its greatest loss in human life due to a terror attack.  If you were 5 years old in 2001, then you are old enough now to go to war.  I hope you don’t of course; it’s just something that needed saying.

            But that’s a whole other rant, ain’t it?  Shall I write of some other things on my mind? Splendid!

            Well, the 1^st Degree Murder charge is off the table for Oscar Pistorius . . . the judge said so herself.  Looks like she is going to give her verdict sometime Friday, S. Africa time, which is not too long from now . . . he still faces a considerable amount of time if convicted on the culpable homicide, or common murder charge, which is their equivalent to our Manslaughter charge.  Common Murder?  As opposed to Uncommon?

            Sec/State John Kerry is out and about the Middle East shoring up support for our offensive against the Islamic State (formerly known as ISIS).  Iran is behind the idea, though not very vocal about it since we are the Great Satan . . . but the IS are killing Shia Muslims and that doesn’t sit well with Iran.

Breaking News re: Allies

           

            The UK has decided not to join us in airstrikes.  Free Scotland!

            Now Russia is weighing in, saying that U.S. airstrikes in Syria violate international law.  No matter what Russia or the U.S. do, the other is always against it.  Since WWII, they have directly or indirectly supported our “enemies” of the age: They supported China when we were over in Korea.  They supported Ho Chi Minh when we fought in Vietnam . . . and when they invaded Afghanistan, we were there to (covertly) to supply the Mujahedeen rebels with arms and supplies and training.  Yep, we trained bin Laden ourselves. 

            Now they’re up Syria’s butt and providing a reach-around while they are at it.  Good thing the Cold War is over, huh?

            Deforestation is up 29% in the Amazon, according to Brazilian figures . . . from July ’12 to July ’13, 2,315 square miles of forest were cleared . . . that’s awesome.

            That reminds me of the time some christian fucks told me that god would not allow Man to destroy the world, as it was his job to do so.  Therefore we could just tear the shit out of the planet at will and nothing bad would happen.  Fucking geniuses.  Glad their research is so based in science.  Christian science, right?  Like “Anarchy Rules.”

            $70 million in laundered money was found spread out over 50 or so businesses in the LA area.  Money suspected of belonging to Mexican Cartels . . . maybe the Cartels will just let that slide.  I’m sure no one is in danger.  Just go about your business as usual . . .

            Rosetta takes a selfie, which is more beautiful than any other selfie I have seen- no mirrors spotted with toothpaste and who-knows-what-else . . . nothing even resembling a toilet in the background . . . awesome . . .

            Richard Kiel is dead . . . he played Jaws in the James Bond films, The Spy Who Loved Me, and Moonraker.  Maybe this qualifies as the 3^rd of three celebrities who have to die together?  Or was that Attenborough?  Let me know, ye of the superstitions.

            And last but not least, that twisted fuck from South Carolina who murdered, allegedly, his 5 kids and buried them in Alabama.  What a piece this cat is, huh?  He was pulled over in Mississippi for DWI and they found meth ingredients in his car.  While they were holding him for that, word came down that he was wanted for questioning in his missing kids’ case after his ex filed a complaint.  Fucking Tweakers!

           That explains a lot, right Patient Reader?  Those worthless scumbag meth heads and their curious logic.  

            Steal your kids, probably to get back at your ex old lady, decide to drive across the country in your getaway, and figure, fuck, meth will keep me awake the whole time.  Then you are actually ON meth and pretty soon those screaming rug rats are getting on your last fucking nerve and jesus, there has to be a way to shut them the fuck up, right?  Oh yeah . . . now it’s TOO quiet and they are starting to smell so I guess I better bury them in Alabama!  Another criminal mastermind.  

Dad of the Year.  Our only consolation is that wherever he goes in the South Carolina Prison System, someone will undoubtedly poke holes in him.

            Look, people.  We don’t have to murder our children to get back at the ex. I promise.  I know it sounds crazy, but it’s true.  Love your babies so much that when they are home with the ex, all they can talk about is how great you are.  “Daddy walked on water, today . . .  daddy turned pea gravel into croutons, today . . .” etc., you know what I’m saying!  Jesus, what greater reward than have your ex hate you because your kids love you so much?  That they think that you are so much better than the crazy shrew they have to live with now, 

or that they have to go visit every other weekend- whatever the case may be!  Sweet Revenge, Motherfuckers!

            So this cat is done, but there are many too many out there that are at this moment fucking up more kids’ lives.  Don’t be one of them, and stop others if you know them to be that way.  Hell.  I will even help you cut those bastards into little pieces and truck them to the gators or the pig farm.  That’s the kind of buddy I am.

            Well, Patient Reader.  I apologize for the dearth of postings lately.  I am out of my routine not being in my office at school every morning, but things will pick up, soon.  Thanks for keeping the blog so popular; the numbers are pretty impressive!  I LURVE you all!

            So I leave you to your day; leave you to your lives.  Let’s do our best to do our best and until next time, Keep On Keeping On!

And always I remain,

The Cunning Fennec Fox . . .