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16 May, 2014

Death and the Cunning Fennec Fox

16 May 2014
0714 hrs    


    
            Good Morning Once Again, Patient Reader . . .

            Well, it’s another Friday.  I’ve almost made it through another one; a week, that is.  They just keep on coming and going, don’t they?

            SO I am sure that some of you who are around my age (and you can surmise what that age is by now), feel that age.  Some of you feel older, and some feel younger and what do we do about that?

            I feel like I am thirty years old; chronic arthralgia notwithstanding.  But there is grey in my beard and, though I look a bit younger when I shave, I know it’s there, and I sometimes wonder who that old man is that stares back at me from the mirror.

            Where did I go?  And when was I replaced by this wizened old soul that does what I do from the other piece of the glass?

            Sure, I am tired from being over-stretched, but I know we all are.  It’s a non-stop world and this is the reason, In My Never-Humble Opinion, that folks have so many health problems, nowadays.  We all know someone from a previous generation who lived well into their nineties, and of all the ones I have met, none of them lived on grass.  They were all carnivores of the first magnitude, eating red meat and eggs and lard and drinking whole milk . . . 

            For those of you who may not know this: whole milk contains a little over 3% fat and 8% milk solids by weight, and around half the calories in milk are from this fat.  Hmm.  Compare that with 2% milk, and you’ll see that it’s really not that much of a difference.  It is widely and erroneously thought that 2% means 2% of a 100%, but really, it just means it’s comprised of one-third, less fat than whole.  I don’t recall great-grandma drinking a glass of 2% ever in her whole life.

            When I was a teenager, I went to a small town where my girlfriend (at the time) grew up.  It was a ranch-type atmosphere, and in fact, there was an apricot orchard they tended and sheep were raised there, too.  Please; no sheep jokes.  I’ll make all of the disgusting jokes around here, thank you very much!

            Well, for breakfast I remember that every pitcher of milk (yes, pitcher as in glass pitcher) needed to be stirred before pouring to mix all the fat and milk solids that had settled.  And it was the best effing milk I ever tasted.  Mmmm. 

(c) Properfessor

            And I love half-and-half in my coffee, don’t y’all?  Good shit, indeed.

            Of course, bacon is the candy of meat.  Let me tell you about the dish I prepared last night.  Except for the bacon, I liken it to a Mediterranean-style dish I’ll call Chicken Cunning Fennec Fox.

            I started out with a whole chicken, and with a rub made of crushed red pepper, garlic, and S+P, I put this in the cavity and under the skin that sheathed the breast meat.  I rolled and coated a lb. of figs and did the same with the organ meats and the neck.  I stuffed all of that back into the cavity, leaving half the figs out. 

            Then came the bacon . . . The Aforementioned Meat Candy.  Yumbolicious.



I slid four slices under the skin sheathing the breasts, and then stiffed the rest in the chicken cavity at the neck and the ass.  Oh, I forgot: I placed mixed nuts in the cavity with the figs.

            I covered the whole mixture with a mushroom, 



garlic, and lentil soup mixed with a garlic and hot pepper sauce, allowing the rest of the figs to stew.  Six hours in the crockpot later, I had the most delicious spicy chicken I do believe I have ever had.

            A cardiovascular dream (nightmare?) come true.

            OK.  I come from the field of medicine and I know the health risks involved with such a diet.  But here’s how I see it:  I would rather die at 50 after enjoying a lifetime of treating my taste buds to a world of exquisite pleasure than I would live to 90 and die with a belly full of celery.  



           Jesus, I can’t imagine all of you out there that want to live past say, 70 years, anyway.  Who wants to spend the last years of their lives not knowing who the fuck they are and sitting in a diaper full of fresh-squeezed turds?



            Yeah, I know that some of you will have a productive life well into their 90s, and bully for you.  



            In this day and age things don’t work out so well for the rest of us.  Alzheimer’s Dz and Parkinson’s and Organic Brain Disease and dementia are running rampant.   CAD and CVA and all the rest of those horrible diseases and conditions have increased exponentially over the last few decades, again, not from our diets necessarily, but from the cortisol and its related hormones that have been linked to the above conditions.  All thanks to stress.  Even in obesity, there is a correlation to cortisol, a stress hormone. 




Love Me By My Grave 
(c)  Properfessor

            So y’all keep running that treadmill, both literally and figuratively.  Run your kids to daycare and to dance and to soccer and to play dates and get to the cleaner before 1800 hrs and get home and make dinner and watch The Voice and get the kids to brush their teeth and off to bed and get up at 0430 and start the fucking ritual all over again. 



            I’m going to remember all of the things I have done in my life, which I think has been a full one; full of my own experiences; some unique, some not; all of them mine. 



            I will live until life is no longer free of unendurable pain.  No meds for me at that point.  That’s when it’s time to eat a shotgun.  



            I shall live and die on my own terms, and will not be diminished by the brevity of my life.  I’m every bit as unafraid of the Spectre of Death as I am the Horrors of the Living World, this physical plane. 

(c)  Properfessor



            Come when it will, should I step in front of a bus.  Could happen tomorrow, but I’ll have a belly full of Chicken Cunning Fennec Fox.  Who knows?  Perhaps I’ll be killed by a jealous husband.  It’s been known to happen.



            So I leave you to your day, Patient Reader.  May you be well, and as happy as your life will allow you to be.  May you and yours stay together as long as you can and still keep the will to live.  May your dreams, the ones not yet murdered by this terrible and beautiful place, see the light of day, and may you make the very best possible of the time you have left. 

            So shall I leave you to it?  

            Splendid!

Always I remain,





The Cunning Fennec Fox

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