3 July 2014
0801 hrs
(c) Properfessor
Good Morning, Patient Reader,
Shall I commence with today’s rant? Splendid!
courtesy Huffington Post
Look. All you
fucking meth-head tweakers out there just hurry up and die. You dis-inhibited pre-frontal cortex pieces
of shit; ye who insist on turning out 14 year-old girls (or boys, for that
matter) just to increase your client base through addiction and prostitution,
not to mention the general bullshit with which we as the rest of society have
to tolerate, well, kill yourselves.
A lot of these guys end up in prison- on drug charges,
not exploitation charges or endangering the welfare of children charges or rape
of children, which is really the case, and they end up giving shit to those
inside who are convicted of sex
offenses. Hypocritical? You bet.
You see, it’s ok if you are convicted of drug charges, I guess, so long
as it doesn’t come out that you pimped out someone’s Junior High School
daughter or sister, or even used their bodies as payment of their own
debts.
See what I mean, Patient Reader? The insidiousness of these bathtub junkie
pieces of shit. Now, you don’t see that on Breaking Bad. I actually like that show, but that was an
aspect that I was hoping would be addressed in some of the episodes. But then, Walter White would not have been
such a cool dude, right?
I get along with just about anybody. I put on my Tolerance Chapeau and nod my head and rub my chin thoughtfully and
understandingly while anyone and everyone comes up to me seeking droplets from my
vast seas of knowledge and humility . . .
Every once in a while a tweaker approaches, but they’re
here in school and sure, I’ll try to support, philosophically at least, their
desire for and attempts at rehabilitation.
I guess 1% actually succeed . . .
Anyway, they come to me and with a combination of rue and glee they
proceed to tell me of the robberies and thefts they committed while “on a run”
or seeking the same.
Stealing from kids (bikes, etc) and old ladies (checks,
jewelry, burglarizing their homes, etc), alike.
As my stomach turns, and I calculate the time it would take to take out
my knife and cut a throat, I realize that going to prison for one of these
turds is just not part of my plan. But gott im himmel, the joy it would be to
see the red red krovvy . . .
Yet they always insist that they never sold to people
that exploited children. As if they
would know. Cooks nowhere near the scale
of Walter White sold large quantities to individuals who in no way could ingest
those amounts. Even if there was such a
thing as a scrupulous poison manufacturer, who’s to say that those to whom they
supply are of such superior moral fabric?
Come on . . . dude just got done saying he was in the bedroom of a sleeping
woman, rifling through her jewelry box.
Can’t you shit-eating, scum-sucking, rat bitches just
smoke some weed? Back in the day, the
most violent thing I ever did on THC was devour a sandwich in record time. On LSD? “Let’s see . . . Rob a liquor store or turn up Marillion and the
strobe light?” Even the few times I did
coke I simply solved all of the world’s problems in my friend Steve’s
basement.
But you Tweaker sunsabidges . . . jebus H. Smitty you guys are the worst of the
worst. Die, motherfuckers, die!
I know a couple of women that go here who were in prison,
too. Mostly for Identity Theft. They claim it’s a mild crime, and sometimes
they even say it’s a victimless crime.
Do I even need to elaborate on the Critical Thinking Errors that run
rampant through this illogical argument, Patient Reader? Do y’all see where I am going with this
one? ‘Course y’all do . . . You are CFFers. You are all geniuses, and thank the IS that
you are behind me on this one.
Having
cats like you follow the Fox is like Einstein saying, “Damn . . . you’re pretty fucking smart!”
The craziness began in the PAC NW years ago as far as
meth capital of the world, but you should see the stats for Tennessee and
Missouri. Holy Shitballs, Batman.
Just imagine that (in 2008) 13 million Americans over the
age of 12 had used the drug.
1.4 million+ use it regularly,
which pretty much means that a high percentage of them are addicted.
In 2005, meth use cost the U.S. economy around $23.4 billion. Does this sound reasonable to you, Patient
Reader?
Follow those provided links to see where I get those
figures.
No wonder the Mexican cartels, et al, are committing such heinous crimes to terrorize their
communities into submission and compliance.
Jesus . . . these cats are
seriously depraved.
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/four-women-la-guera-loca-beheading-dismemberment-los-zetas-mexico/
I mean, look . . . did I really need to warn you of the graphic nature at the end of the link? The name wasn't enough?
So what’s a ninja to do?
Maybe we should all pick an NA Meeting, bicycle lock the door, and arson
the motherfucker to the ground. Let’s
take back the streets before they rape all of our kids, not just his and hers
and his. This kind of shit affects us
all.
Other than that, I am doing a little better. I may have found a clinic where I can address
this depression in which I have found myself amired. (Neologism!)
Do you think my vituperative rant against these Tweakers has something
to do with the irritability and insomnia inherent in my disease? Fuck that.
Tweakers need killing.
Now, don’t just go out there and indiscriminately start
to murder. I am not advocating
that. But if you happen to stumble
across some twitchy motherfucker with no teeth, bad B.O., pock-marked scabs
fresh and scarred, with handfuls of your valuables in his or her pockets, then
quietly pinch his or her head off.
Until we meet again Dear,
Faithful and Patient Reader,
I remain,
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The Cunning Fennec Fox
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