Good Morning, Patient Reader
(c) Properfessor
I have a text program on my computer that allows me to,
well, text on my computer as you would a cellphone. On my phone, this program opens up
automatically to the person by whom I was texted last. I can start typing away, confident that it
will get to said person accordingly.
However, on my computer, the
same program opens up to the person whom I
texted last. This can present
problems if and when I am sleep and caffeine deprived, distracted, and/or
enamored with an attractive female. I
happen to be all three, subject to the collective symptoms of all of the above.
Ordinarily this would not present a problem, however,
when I text my friend Shmanthony and call him my Pretty Baby and my Sweet One
and that I lurve him, well . . . it
can cause a modicum of consternation.
Certainly it would only take a few seconds of
double-checking to ascertain to whom the text is going, but if you kindly refer
to the statement regarding caffeine deficiency, etc., but a couple of paragraphs
back, things become more clear.
Fortunately, Shmanthony takes this all in stride, and the
ribbing I get from him is minimal.
It is quite strange indeed to write of this significant
other that is in my life, now; much as it is, I am sure Patient Reader it is
for you, to read it.
(c) Properfessor
The Cunning Fennec
Fox seems to be on the road to contentment.
This does not mean, however, that The Fox has lost sight
of the things that make him rant . . . as will be evidenced below . . . So
without further ado, I believe I will commence with said rant . . . Care to
Join Me? Splendid!
Motherfucking Healthcare.
The fucking Repubs won a small battle to rescind some of the funding for
the Affordable Care Act, also known as ObamaCare (ObamaCare used to be a
pejorative term, but has since been embraced by the president himself as a
point of pride). Repubs . . . jebus
fucking cripes, people.
What is so wrong with universal healthcare? What is so scary about people seeking the cheaper preventative medicine rather than the much more expensive curative care? What is wrong with putting insurance companies out of business?
What is so right about having said Insurance Companies
decide what kind of health care you’re going to receive in the first
place?
Let’s think about this:
Medical professionals’ hands are tied.
If they feel that you require the more expensive tests and procedures,
and you have shitty or no insurance and cannot provide adequate self-pay, then
you are FUCKED. Does that make sense to
you? Only the well-employed and wealthy
get to receive the care they need?
I have an M.D. buddy who switched to the more lucrative insurance company side of
the street. This traitor, erm, friend,
actually told me this, well ok, riddled me this question:
“Fox,” he hissed, “How can I take (millions of dollars in
bonuses and salaries) profits to my shareholders (of which he was one) when we
are shelling out millions to patients and their doctors?”
Think about that, folks . . . and You, Patient Reader, should be outraged
by the blatant thievery afoot in this type of mentality. Remember, in Organized Crime, prosecutors
were going after a syndicated form of extortion wherein Mafiosi would target
small businesses and forcing the owners to pay a fee each month so that there “wouldn’t
be any trouble.” They even called it “insurance.”
Americans are paying insurance companies while we are
healthy, hoping that we never need to use that insurance, all the while the
Mafiosi of the Insurance Military Complex rakes it in all the while hoping that
you will never need it, too. What the
FUCK is that all about? Pissing away
money that you hope you’ll never have to use? What a racket.
And Congress . . . you stupid fucks who gutted ObamaCare
in the first place and turn around and point out to Fox News watchers that see? ObamaCare ruins everything and makes god
stomp on kittens!
Every time someone uses Medicaid, god kills a unicorn!
You stupid sister-fucking pieces of shit.
And yet Congress gets all of their healthcare from the generosity of the tax-payers, all the while saying that tax-based health care is the downfall of society.
Never mind the lives we could save, or at least improve. You lickers of the boots of death born out of fear piece of shit xians out there!
Except for you, christian Patient Reader, I know that as a CFF regular, your avoidance of zealotry is a testament (no pun intended) to your moderation and to your compassion for the less fortunate. Kinda like jebus himself.
Every time someone uses Medicaid, god kills a unicorn!
You stupid sister-fucking pieces of shit.
And yet Congress gets all of their healthcare from the generosity of the tax-payers, all the while saying that tax-based health care is the downfall of society.
Never mind the lives we could save, or at least improve. You lickers of the boots of death born out of fear piece of shit xians out there!
Except for you, christian Patient Reader, I know that as a CFF regular, your avoidance of zealotry is a testament (no pun intended) to your moderation and to your compassion for the less fortunate. Kinda like jebus himself.
Think about it.
Jebus preached welfare. He relied
on the kindness of charity, was poor as dirt, and if he were alive today, he
and the Twelve, et al, would be on ObamaCare . . . well, if they were American
citizens, anyway. IS knows that if jebus et al came into the country without the
appropriate documents he would be deported post-haste back to Judea. Fa Chrissakes . . .
So think about that, Patient Reader and you stupid fucks
out there next time you write a check for your insurance premiums. Where does your hard-earned cash go? To those who could use it, or to those
executives who just add to their already-overflowing wallets? High time for a Revolution? Yop, indeed.
I’ll have more tomorrow on the rest of the things that
are wrong in the world, or else some of the things that are. We all know that there is not enough time or
not enough electrons to comment on all the
things wrong with our planet.
So I shall leave you to ponder the paragraphs above and
really contemplate on how medicine is, and how it can be changed. Is the status
quo benefitting the masses? Or just
the elite. Do I sound like a
socialist? Whatever you elitists need to
call me to justify your incessant greed, you prepuces.
Mark 10:25
It is easier for a camel
to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the
kingdom of God.
Luke 18:25
For it is easier for a camel to go
through a needle's eye, than for a rich
through a needle's eye, than for a rich
Matthew
19:24
And again I
say unto you, It is
easier for a camel to go through the
eye of a needle, than for a rich man to
enter into the kingdom of God.
eye of a needle, than for a rich man to
enter into the kingdom of God.
Read your
own holy book you
hypocritical mass murderers.
hypocritical mass murderers.
So with
that, Patient Reader, I
leave you to it, but with one last
thought: Is healthcare a right or a
privilege?
leave you to it, but with one last
thought: Is healthcare a right or a
privilege?
Always I remain,
The Cunning Fennec Fox
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