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29 October, 2013

It's A Mad Mad Madman's World . . . and the Cunning Fennec Fox



 Well, folks,
       If you were here yesterday, you may have read the rant I wrote on misogyny, and I sure hope you liked it.  But I took it off a few minutes ago, but posted an almost identical paper in its place.  This is the version I turned in as an assigned paper, and I tried to tie it in a bit better with itself, and tried also to not be all over the place without an excuse.  Anyway, I hope you enjoy it.  Feel free to comment, as usual.  Y'all rock, Patient Readers!  
       So are we ready to begin?  Splendid!



It’s a Mad Mad Madman’s World

Gender-Targeted Advertising
 another observation by

The Cunning Fennec Fox


       Having read the three articles recently assigned to the class, I found myself most profoundly moved by the one entitled, “Having It His Way; The Construction of Masculinity in Fast-Food Advertising,” by co-authors Carrie Packwood Freeman and Debra Merskin.  This was a subject I had considered from time to time during the days in which I actually owned a TV.  I noticed a lot of things about advertising, and I made several observations both intracranially and aloud; the latter much to the chagrin of my friends or, with no other people present, my cats.

            Advertising, more and more as of late, seems to be heading for the poles.  I don’t mean in the literal sense of course; we don’t see advertisers packing up camp and heading off to Amundsen Station or to Nome, Alaska (though we consumers may see a sort of appeal to those exilic ideas . . .)

            Nor do I mean advertising is headed to Gdansk to visit the monument of say, King Sobieski or Lec Walesa. 
            No, I mean that more and more, at least in my observations, advertisers are telling the rest of us that manly things are good, most of the time (since manly things are on TV most of the time) and that Woman Things are not really as good as Man Things, but are seemingly necessary, therefore should and do have their place on Man’s TV.  Our species’ genders are being polarized.  And food, already associated with pleasure and reward, (neurophysiologically speaking) seemingly spearheads this ongoing trend.
            As I had stated in class, I do think that most of the programming on TV are gender neutral, if not geared toward men specifically.  Sure, there are the channels Lifetime and O, and maybe Hallmark and some of the shopping networks, (I think it is safe to assume that the majority of men do not pay attention to a carnelian and copper necklace, $52.99 with a free matching tennis bracelet and brooch if you call in your order within the next 23 minutes, long distance rates may apply, please have your credit cards ready, operators are standing by . . .) but for the most part, I believe we can all agree that there is a dearth of television programming that is geared toward women specifically.  I suppose yogurt could be considered fast-food; it is higher in calories than it would be, thanks to the fruit added to it, which should really be referred to as more of a jam or marmalade.  Also, it comes in small, ready-to-eat packages like Whitecastle sliders, though perhaps that is where the similarities end. 
The acidophilus or other probiotic bacteria present in yogurt may add little beneficially to the product, and I do not recall the last time I saw a man eating yogurt in a commercial, John Stamos notwithstanding.
I do not think there are any ads that depict women as the primary consumers of fast-food.  Quite the opposite; Weight Watchers and their ilk use women almost exclusively, and when a man is pitching for them he is always a retired athlete of some sort.  This is surely to reassure the male consumer that they can diet without being perceived as effeminate.
            As with anything else, there are certain times when specific demographics are targeted.  I posit that the evening news is peppered with AARP advertisements as well as medications that treat hypertension, osteoporosis, atherosclerosis, atrial fibrillation, and a host of other maladies that afflict the seniors of our society.  (The irony I so relish is the possible correlation between a junk food diet and early onsets of most of these maladies.  Did someone say relish?)  And I only see women in commercials for medications that treat mental disorders like depression, or insomnia, the sufferer no doubt consumed with worrying about those niggling little thing that plague only women so.  I have seen the little butterfly, glowing lavender just as she lights ever-so-gently on the now-drowsy worry wart, medicated to peaceful slumber.
            What does one see on TV early Saturday mornings?  Bookending the toys and the games and the junk cereal ads you will occasionally find a cartoon. If said cartoon makes even a fleeting reference to a say, historical figure or the like, they even get to put the "E" for Educational onscreen so mommies and daddies feel safe and secure knowing their children are “getting an education” even as said kids slurp down those Crunchy Sugar Bombs (thanks, Calvin and Hobbes for the cereal reference!)
            What do you see close to suppertime?  Applebee’s and Outback Steakhouse; KFC and Burger King; and the age-old standby, Pizza with Delivery . . .  ooh, who can resist that when you can almost smell it through the screen?  With the voice-overs invariably male, it’s obvious that real men eat meat.  A local pizzeria offers the Mama Pizza and the Papa pizza.  Take a guess as to which one is the meat-lover’s specialty. 
And these ads are shown early in Prime Time, during the adolescent-oriented (at least mentally and emotionally) sitcoms, which are basically 22 minute jokes about bodily functions, and chock-full of innuendo, double entendre, or just flat out Heavy Sexual Dialogue and Content.  Again, the situations listed are more for men than women, or boys rather than girls.
            Let’s not omit sports on TV.  Who can forget Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl and the ensuing nationwide outcry?  “Off with their heads! (She and Justin Timberlake were equally vilified) “How DARE they contaminate us with their naughtiness and her Naughty Bits . . .?  All while the parents, especially (presumably) Dads, are bombarded with commercials for beer and Magic Erectile Dysfunction pills or elixirs, (all of which include scantily-clad cheerleaders or barroom wenches for the beer ads, and an attractive and seemingly interested mate for the E.D. medication ads, if the curiously raised eyebrow and come-hither gestures as per off-camera direction are any indications.)   Go to Hooters and get your wings!  I have yet to see a Hooters-type restaurant for women, and I shudder at what it would be named.
Beer and Viagra -always a sound combination: liquor and libido . . . just look at the arrest logs at the police stations nearest your local colleges, especially on weekends and after football (manly American football, not that girly-girl soccer).  Not to mention the rise in hospital visits treating the fairer sex for trauma and the increase in mental health counseling . . .  Advertising can be devastating to women in general and coeds specifically.  What do you think it is that makes Mike’s Cider so Hard, anyway?  More Food for Man’s Appetites.
            Alas, I leave the trail of my thesis for but a step and sure enough it leads to Tangent Road.
            Freeman and Merskin in Having it His Way . . . make several points with which I agree, one of them being:  “Anthropologists have documented the historical connection between males and domination of nature and other animals such as evidenced by humans’ traditional role as animal hunters.”  We males literally bring home the bacon. 
Pre-historic society, particularly the Hunter-Gatherer phase of human evolution, was indeed a matriarchal one.  When Man was off drinking beer and killing things, Woman was the one who brought forth life from the earth, the sweet loam from which sustenance magically appears, and pretty reliably so.  Grunting Man was not always successful with his spear. 
There were midwives, whole groups of women from the Clan that pitched in their opinions and their expertise each time an infant was born.  No baby born nor mother laboring, especially the first-timers, were alone in their anxieties or fears.  That was before the Patriarchs decided menses was dirty and relegated Woman to The Red Tent every 28 days or so.
            The wise old woman from whence erroneous legends of the witch (not Wiccan, no nasty letters, please) emerge, was really the first doctor in our society.  Who better to make medicines out of the herbs, spices, and roots the earth offered up than the gender who planted them in the first place?
            In Genesis, the First Book of Moses, the first book in our Christian Bible and the Talmud of Judaism, Cain slew Abel.  We all know this from Sunday school.  But the name Cain is similar to the ancient word khayyan, which means “smith.”  Now interestingly, it was Abel who was the shepherd, the brother whose sacrifice was better than Cain’s because for some reason, (it’s not clear in the Book) the Lord respected Abel’s sacrifice of his newborn firstlings (lambs, not human babies) and of the fat thereof, but “. . . unto Cain and to his offering He had not respect.” (Genesis 4:5; The Holy Bible, KJV)
            Is it possible that this was a symbolic story?  The usurping of a semi-nomadic, agricultural society, migrant farm workers if you will, by a “smith?”  Someone who learned the Dark Magick of alchemy- someone who could pull metal from stone!
            Smith was someone who made warfare more brutal and efficient than ever before.  Could the Abel and Cain story simply be a fable, an effective metaphor that illustrates that a Miller Smith is somehow more technologically advanced than an Abel Shepherd?  Does it say new stuff is bad and old stuff is good?  Is it illustrating the evils of technology?  The simpler times of yore, etc.?  (Did someone say mutton?)
            I do not truly digress, here.  I am coming back around to my point that somewhere when we, Men I mean, came up with the idea that god made us in his image, we decided that god was indeed the image of man.  Our Heavenly Father placed us so in charge of the planet that we, well Adam, got to name all the critters.  (Platypus?  Really, Adam?)  Adam probably named all the cuts of meat (filet mignon via Cro Magnon) that Burger King now grinds into our cheeseburgers.  Why didn’t they name their company Burger Queen, anyway?  Mrs. Fields would have tossed her cookies.
            Lilith was Adam’s first wife in some of the extra-biblical stories.  She stormed off because she did not want to be subservient to Adam, and Adam was a whining little child.  So then god made Eve, and the reason why god made for Adam only one wife was because there was no way that Adam could take all the ribbing . . .  (Did someone say ribs?)
            Women were no longer able to be priestesses, and the only one who came close in the Old Testament was the Witch of Endor.  Yet she was portrayed as a quasi-evil charlatan whose one true act of necromancy came via god who was so sorely beseeched by Saul. (1 Samuel 28: 7-25; The Holy Bible, KJV)
             And what of the other powerful women of Scripture?  In the Septuagint there is the story of Judith and Holofernes . . .  Protestants somehow found the Apocrypha more objectionable and unbelievable as say, The Book of Joshua.
            Then there are the heroic tales of women from early Christian scripture, removed from the Canon by Constantine et al at the Council of Nicaea.  Most notably Thecla, a disciple of Paul who accompanied him on one of his journeys to Rome, was removed. Hypocrisy and fear was wrought by those wise old men, their own cast reflections glaring in her omission.  Paul and Thecla can be found in the excellent book, The Lost Books of the Bible, by Elaine Pagels.   
         Thecla was caught by the Romans and sentenced to the arena, as was a common theme for Christians in those days.  Denied thrice by Paul (who feared for his own life, as Peter did when he denied knowing Jesus), she was mauled to death by lions.  Paul slunk away like the cowardly misogynist he was.  Christians, in those times it would seem, were lions’ fast-food.
How was a book like this removed from the Bible in the first place?  A woman as martyr to the gospel of the One True King?  Because she was a woman martyr for the gospel of the One True King; Paul slithered away into the crowd, and is now a saint.
           Adam blamed Eve for Original Sin . . .  Eve was smart enough at least, to blame it on the snake.  Apples were the fast-food East of Eden.
            It has been since the earliest days of recorded history that Ishtar, Isis and Ninkhasi had lost their places to El and Moloch and Yahweh.  It was only a matter of time that fast-food would be sexualized; just a few more pieces of meat made to whet our appetites.
            I find it strange that in the certainty there are more and more female staffers in ad agencies, there are also more and more ads portraying women as Ice Witches who are only career-oriented, and all they need is a hairy, chubby man who smells faintly of Old Spice, beer, and Viagra; greasy burgers and melted cheese and buffalo wings.  Would you care for some Ranch with those?  You bet.
            Freeman and Merskin stated in their article, “While the first theme of freedom may seem contradictory to the second theme of group loyalty, they are actually complementary as being ‘one of the guys’ is made to seem effortless and natural.”
            Are the aforementioned female advertising agents blind to anything but money?  Are they simply going along to get along?  Do they smell the dollars that their clients are willing to spend to reach their target demographic?  Surely they see that in order to reach the lowest common denominator, they have to do some pretty slimy things to get down there. 
            It’s bad enough that men took the night away from women.  How Night has been made unsafe in so many places around the world should be embarrassing to those of us who empathize.  Do we have to make debasing women as ordinary as eating a steak?  Do we really need to make it as satisfying as massaging the reward centers of our brain like sex and food actually do? 
Perhaps there are no more Theclas.  At least none in advertising where martyrdom is needed so badly . . . and probably needed the most.


Works Cited

Freeman, Carrie Packwood and Debra Merskin “Having It His Way: The Construction of      Masculinity in Fast-Food TV Advertising.”  They Say I Say With Readings 2nd Edition, eds. Gerald Graff, Cathy Birkenstein, and Russel Durst.  New York: Norton, 2012.  454-479.  Print.
The Holy Bible, King James Version
         

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