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06 November, 2013

Pshrinks Really Work. Look at Me . . . and the Cunning Fennec Fox



6 November 2013

1458 hrs

Dear and Patient Readers:

Forgive me for the dearth of postings as of late.  Long study nights and long school days are just blurring together like so much sludge.  I am not getting anywhere near enough sleep, not that I ever did, so I don’t really know what to do about that.

            I went and saw a Pshrink yesterday.  These first-time appointments are like job interviews.  Not so much for me getting a job, but I like to make sure my doc knows what the fuck.  Am I right?  The bad thing is, whenever I go over my history, you know, the PTSD and its terrible causes; the Mood-Swing set in the brain’s backyard trip that is Bipolar Disorder; the beatings and the burnings and the thrashing of our minds each time we face our own alcoholic and insane parents, and then struggle vainly to not become our very own insane alcoholic version of them . . .  How violence always seemed the solution to all things not assuaged by mental and psychological cruelty . . . and how inescapable it is-how impossible it is to separate yourself from your abuser.

            Man, I go over and over that trip with the long questionnaire . . .  Have you ever been abused?  How often do you have dark thoughts, or racing ones, or hallucinations both auditory and visual . . .  Tactile, too?  Ah . . . the trifecta.  Congrats, you get the corner of the oval padded room . . .



            How many bodies, exactly, are in your crawlspace?

            Extremely personal questions like those.  And how do you answer these?  Truthfully and with great shame?  Or do you answer dishonestly and hope that the provider gets it right, that you actually get the help you need and you want her to take her Psychic Pill first thing every AM because dammit!  You just want to fucking get well . . .

            Well, I have to choose the honesty format.  As you can probably tell, I am swinging downward through the depressive phase of my cycle.  I take the goodies, the Skittles, the mood stabilizers that we are all should be taking.  Hey, they sure beat the booze, which is what I used for years, not realizing that being inside my head was really all in my head.  I didn’t like being there, inside the Old Noodle.  It was full of grotesqueries and phantasms that beckon from Abysses and Chasms far too terrifying to venture into.  There were enough horrors in the real world, let alone the things My Terrible Mind could conjure. 

            So these wonderful, poorly efficacious meds that keep me from pulling peoples’ heads off . . . well, sometimes, in certain situations, I find them lacking.  Sometimes in their failings, I can see through the hole in the floor of my mind, down into the oubliette wherein I place things so very dark and unholy . . .  Jesus!  I just realized what the hell I’ve been saying so far in this blog.  I’m like Goth Eeyore listening to Cradle of Filth while I wear my burlap shirt and self-flagellate as I masturbate with OO steel wool.  Except gloomy-like.

            Sorry about that.  I only went there, into the Dank Swampy Recesses of my Mi-  oh . . .  Sorry. 

I just wanted to illustrate for you how it is I feel whenever I see a new Pshrink.  I am shopping around- not in the drug-seeker tweaker sort of way they go Pshrink Shopping, but just to make sure I find one who is a perfect fit.  I am new to this cloudy, wet burg, and I only hope that I find one before the nights get too long.  And the creatures of Cthulean Dimensions enter my dreams tentacularly and spirit me away to their obscene- Jesus . . .  OK . . .  Deep breath . . .

Being reminded of just how crazy you are is seemingly counterintuitive.  Dealing with the horrors of which you are the Mighty Sum can get pretty fucking dreary.  Just a-ventin’ here, folks . . .  And thank you all, Patient Readers, for putting up with this Crazy Fennec Fox.

If y’all find my rants or my poems or my short stories worth reading, tell your friends.  If you find them droll or obnoxious or strained pieces of shit, tell your friends that, too. 

You know we are all broken, each one of us.  I have no illusions that I am the only one, pity poor me.  Yet I do not seek you, Patient Reader, I do not require that you repair me.  I am, as too many of us are, far beyond repair.  Our own Samsara is shattered, our souls comminuted into hellish and ghastly critters, unrecognizable as once being human at all. 

But you don’t need my help any more than I need yours.

I’m not here to heal anyone.  Christ knows I spent too many years trying to do just that.  I wanted the puzzle more, and if solving that healed you or your kid or your mom or sister, so be it.  Great.  I’m your fucking hero until I am not.  Then what?  I still move on and you still move on and we wend and weave our weary ways, weeping.  The puzzles were everything.  They were the root: You solve the puzzle then the person on the other end of that gets better, or at least go to WebMD and see what it is exactly that is killing them.

Want me to hold your kid’s hand and there there them until the sight of me makes them hate you?  Fuck You, Parent.  That’s your fucking job.  Let me go about fixing whatever the fuck is wrong with the little shit so she can cure fucking cancer or embezzle hundreds of dollars from the contractor she will keep the books for in ten years.

Let me determine what neurological deficit is plaguing your noisy and sticky kid before it gets really serious, and the world is deprived of yet another Walter Payton or John Wayne Gacy.

Let me order tests your insurance won’t cover so that glioblastoma multiforme that is growing in your head like a sinister potato under the sink, sprouting tendrils that infiltrate the surrounding healthy tissues and are committing angiogenesis while your insurance company denies your claim long enough that the only division that pays is the one that sends your spouse the fucking life-insurance policy.  Let’s hate ObamaCare (Not a pejorative in my book) because he’s black and racists fucking rule like anarchy rules.  Figure that oxymoron out, Patient Reader.

People suck, suck really hard and will continue to do so until we do what needs doing and kill the planet once and for all.  Yet the Earth is tough, isn’t she?  Goddam right she is.  And life, on the grandest scale at least, struggles to assert itself.  Life won’t become extinct.  I just cannot wait until we humans do.  Be the best thing for this planet we piss away daily. 

So no, none you need to fix me, just as I no longer need to fix any of you.  Either you like these Bipolar Rants or you don’t; and you either give a fuck about my blog or you don’t; or you just don’t and you don’t and you don’t . . .  or you do.

I’m crazy as a shithouse mouse, most of the time, and I know it.  It’s what keeps me interested (interesting?).  But whether or not you find my words disturbing or soothing; madness or melancholy; they are of my own gray matter, the only matter that matters.

So be well, Patient Reader.  I think I will go take some meds before I climb a tower with a rifle.  More to follow and soon, Patient Reader.  It really is good to see you again, to see you keep coming back for more of the rants. 

More writings are to come, I promise.  I have to tell you about my friend Fonda and how she had a wonderful heart but broken lungs . . .  until she was lucky enough to happen upon me.

Look for that and more over the next few weeks.  Until then, Pax Vobiscum.

The Crazy-as-a-shithouse-mouse Cunning Fennec Fox   






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